whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. There is a certain heir about James. I mean, I hate to judge but something about this man says I’m a human vibrator. Who doesn’t like something that is battery free?
2. Did anyone catch the make-out scenes in Wanted? After that, I’m really feeling like his tongue belongs in no place other than my throat and the only time we take breaks is to breathe. Is it too much to say, I don’t really like oxygen anyway? Breathing, it’s overrated.
3. Go figure the skinny guy has some serious fucking muscles. You have so many secrets James. Care to let me find out some more? Maybe the secret that is hiding in your pants. Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of snakes, not even the big kind. Oh so you have one! Does the snake play with cats?
4. He’s not exactly the guy next door like Jake but he is a nice guy. He’s the type that will put on a great show for your parents and then after dinner with your parents, exuse himself and you immediately to have sex in a really public place. Who cares? You’re hestitant but not really because honestly that’s bad ass and he’s James McAvoy. Having that in between your legs is all you want, anytime, anywhere.
5. He likes all that classic rock. Not the shit you sing around the camp fire. James likes Def Leppard and you love him for it, you’re dying to do a strip tease to Pour Some Sugar On Me.

well, nothing can describe this man beside HOT! Hail Scottish man!

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    the last one. james mcavoy, i WILL get you in my pants… i dont know how but it will happen. god.DAMN!

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    well, nothing can describe...beside HOT! Hail Scottish man!

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